uglyplastic:

Photo courtesy: Phoenix Sheriff’s Office, Arizona
Charge(s): Possession of marijuana

austincarl1le:

do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad

Day 2:

my head hurts, I keep getting dizzy spells and holy shit I’ve just about cried so many times today. side effects need to hurry up and be over with, I need to feel better already. I’m so fucking afraid and alone.

aggybird:

‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.

Trippiest blog on Tumblr
microsoft2002:

☽☯☾ cyber rapunxel

nnipple:

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when you try your best

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but you don’t succeed

qosssip-qirl:

I figured you guys would enjoy a transparent sassy emoji replica of me 

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

69-shadesofsexy:

My bestfriend is so pretty
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